Hello. It's me – the internet

They say my head's in the clouds. That I'm a dreamer. That the things I talk about just can't be done. Well, what do they know? Pleased to meet you, I'm the internet, and I know that with unbridled enthusiasm we can achieve anything we set our minds to. After all, I'm working with the world's leading telecommunications company. Vodafone does the extraordinary every day. And now it's my time to shine. My turn to propel us even further, maximising my contributions to one of the world's fastest–paced industries.

I've always worked hard. I've always felt valued. But now that people are spending more and more time online, it's crucial to our commercial vision that I step up and become the site of choice in mobile telecommunications. So I'm looking for experts in Strategy and Business Planning, Marketing, Portal and Product Management to take the lead in a totally new Online Business Unit in Newbury. A broader team who can give me more than a facelift. Who will create a hub where people try and buy the latest products and services, pay bills, network and, well, do anything we put our minds to.

Ambitious, I know. And the backing I've got is incredible. Everyone in the company really is behind me. But I need more support in the form of a bigger specialist team. I need the best, simple as that. Which is why I've invited you here. So take a look around and if you think we could work together, let's show them a thing or two.